TWO movies, even? Guillermo del Toro is directing with Peter Jackson as the writer?
Are the dwarves and elves going to be little people? Are they going to emphasize Gandalf's pirate-like behavior and make his flake-outs super dramatic? Will they cast Steven Colbert as Bear-Man for comedic irony?
OH NO! SPOILERS! Cate Blanchett is in this movie and I don't think she's pulling a Bob Dylan. Code red, people, there may be a female in this story after all!