If you've googled my name lately,
you'll see that Michael Sippey spoiled my google results and outing my
love for Lost. Great show, crazy suspense, unbelievable mysteries,
yadda yadda yadda, but really...sup with dem lady habits?
You know what I'm talking about. Armpit hair and "Island Makeup".
Yes, I'm picking on repeat offenders: Juliet, the secret ninja
assassin; Claire, whose accent is real according only to Anil; and
Kate, who merits more than just three adjectives. Some of the
strandeds are innocent from my criticism:
Yes, Dirty Kate is on the innocent list. She looks almost like a real person when Dirty.
seriously, Lost Stylists, they're on a deserted island. Stop making
their hair, faces, and armpits so damn pretty. You're ruining my
standards for becoming one with nature one day when I crash on my
Oceanic flight and land on a time-travel-enabled island.