You know what I'm talking about. Armpit hair and "Island Makeup".
Yes, I'm picking on repeat offenders: Juliet, the secret ninja assassin; Claire, whose accent is real according only to Anil; and Kate, who merits more than just three adjectives. Some of the strandeds are innocent from my criticism:
Yes, Dirty Kate is on the innocent list. She looks almost like a real person when Dirty.
But seriously, Lost Stylists, they're on a deserted island. Stop making their hair, faces, and armpits so damn pretty. You're ruining my standards for becoming one with nature one day when I crash on my Oceanic flight and land on a time-travel-enabled island.