Someone I know and love is having a little one in the next few months and I could not be more excited!!! I have beeen racking up YEARS of wanting to buy terrible onesies purely for my friends-as-parents' enjoyment, and now the intensity has accumulated into a full-on "snarksie" hunt. (Friends, please send me suggestions!)
The first stop in onesie town is our sports team loyalties. I came across these fine specimens.
Ravens 3 pack baby body suits
Ravens infant girl body suits
Nuts, right? Ruffled sleeves and feminine lettering? I mean, all six of these look really excellent; I just don't get why the decision is "baby" or "girl". Maybe there's a sizing difference that I can't discern. Is it meant to guard parents' feelings so there's no question that the kid is of gender XX or XY, because that's what the whole pink/blue thing is really all about? Beats me. But I can definitely imagine a Baltimoron's chubby forearm with a curly-queue Ravens tattoo and that is EXACTLY why I wish tattoos would fade away completely after 6 months because this is hitting a little too close to home and I am going to stop thinking aloud now.
Of course, there is still the pink extreme, which is a beast we all must live with.
In conclusion, I have no point. All of this gender marketing confuses the hell out of me and I love the Ravens.